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littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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“It hurt, but I still stayed.”

Six Word Story #23  (via myfilthysecret)

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blackgod666:

angrystarfish:

im gonna throw this at everyone


i need this

blackgod666:

angrystarfish:

im gonna throw this at everyone

i need this

“We don’t down bottles of vodka for “fun” we do it to drown our sorrows and numb the pain we feel from missing someone who doesn’t miss us back. We drink to burn out the memories of the way things used to be and the people we once were. But ironically, those people are the only things we remember when we’ve sipped vodka to the point of no return.”

I can’t stop drowning myself in liquor with no remembrance of last night (via unpoeticheartbreak)

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thekingofwinter:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

please note that “your grace” is also acceptable

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rihannanavyhn:

Rihanna at VIP nightclub in NYC.

rihannanavyhn:

Rihanna at VIP nightclub in NYC.

“If they don’t know you personally, don’t take it personal.”

Khleo Thomas (via sofia—tortilla)

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ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

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crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

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cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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alwaysbealonewolf:

Omg laughed so hard

Turn Ons

hellyesbmth:

Ass grabbing + slapping
Back scratching
Neck biting
Lip biting
Wall slamming
Urgent kissing
Roaming hands
Thigh kisses
Being pinned/held down
Moaning
Grunting
Thigh slapping + grabbing
Being told: “you’re fucking mine”
Male domination

Basically “fucking” is better than “making love”. Period.

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